Available and Popular Jobs in Cleveland, Ohio

It was inevitable that Cleveland, Ohio would be hit hard by the current recession, but nonetheless Clevelander's are pulling together and creating their own jobs. Now, these jobs may not be the most prestigious jobs, but they are easy to get and even easier to keep with the housing market crash and people's inability to avoid bottled beer. Can collecting has become a great part-time job in Cleveland, Ohio and many are taking to the streets and battling over those smashed up Coke cans to put some hotdogs on the table for dinner. More and more Clevelander's are taking to the streets for a far more profitable job opportunity and that opportunity is destroying the homes that people lost because they could not pay their mortgage. Yes, folks that aluminum siding, those copper pipes and those aluminum gutters are worth money, just be careful because this popular Cleveland, Ohio job is very illegal. Last, but certainly not least begging has become popular in Cleveland, Ohio. It may not bring in the bacon, but you may make enough to buy a pound of bacon.

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Here is a song I wrote about aluminum cans: Whatta Can

What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can.

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due,
To the Can that's made a difference in my world,
Although most cans are tin he flows down the aluminum low,
Cuz I never heard about him with another metal,
But, I don't sweat I just check it with a magnet,
To let me get involved in that tin/aluminum crowd,
I know that he ain't no can perfect, I give props to those who deserve it,
And beleive me ya'll aluminum's worth it,
So here's to the future cuz we gotta past,
I finally found a can that can make me some cash,
You so crazy,
I'll cash you in for some gravy.

Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk

I am in the process of planning my big move to Los Angeles. Ohio sucks and frankly it is too small for me. In the words of Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk "OMG it is such a black hole here OMG". Yea she is quite the pathetic little rhino. Let's talk about Miss Junglebutt Chunky Dunk for a minute. She is her own species and in all honesty I don't think there is a preservation society in the world that would put up a fight to preserve her. She gives her money to guys that hate her and tell her she is fat and lazy (she is) and they won't even speak to her unless she whips out the check book. Personally if some douche ever talked to me or treated me that way he would need a good surgean to reattach his manhood. I could go on forever about her, but I am not sure if this blog will support that many posts. I will however continue to write about her because the world has a right to know who is ruining mankind.

Rose, the Inventor

So a few weeks ago I was a bit buzzed (me and Heineken BFF) and thought of a great business venture and yes folks it is copyrighted (seriously). I was thinking about creating designer sporks. You know like Baby Phat sporks and Louis Vuitton sporks. Of course they would be decorative only unless you are missing some valuable lead in your diet. I mean c'mon someone invented a toothpick and became a millionaire, at least this will look cool. My thing is if David Hasselhoff can become rich and famous (damn that burger-huggin drunk) then anything is truly possible.
OK I'm out must get back to my day job and create a new ringtone for the old celly.