A simple answer to why I am sometimes bitter

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I am at Walgreens the other day picking up some fuel (the almighty cigarettes) and this heinously large chunk of woman steps on my foot (yes there is a bruise) and then she acts like I got in her way. We have discussed my allergy to dumb people; so moving on. I look at her and I'm about to say "stop in the name of Donnelly bitch", but she grabs a handfull of Milky Ways and lugs her half ton body to the cooler to grab a diet sunkist. I just had to throw this out there and pay close attention to her beverage of choice after she grabs a large amount of what probably made her slightly heavier than the average hippo in the first place.

Sometimes I'm Simply Chatty

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9 times out of 10 when I come up with something totally witty to say I have to say it to myself. My brain seems to click to stand-by everytime people are around so why not blog it. I swear I am allergic to dumb people and that is the true reason for having my epi-pen. I go to see my spine doctor the other day and I am there on time and the chick behind the desk says "you don't have an appointment today". I look at her like a crackhead facing a rehab door and ever so politely tell her that she just called me the day before confirming the appointment. I tell her it was her because I remember the name Shonarika. It's not exactly a name you hear everyday. She proceeds to reschedule me and I stand there completely perplexed at how dumb she is and then I leave before I waste more time that I will never get back.

Coming all the way from South Africa, SEETHER!!

Seether is one of those bands that I have loved since song one. They have a great sound that touches on a variety of musical tastes. Let's touch on a little background of the band shall we? Seether is a three piece alternative rock band from Johannesburg, South Africa. They are known for hits such as Broken, Fake It, Truth, Rise Above This, Remedy and Fine Again. They have 5 great albums out and are currently on tour with another great band Finger Eleven. Check them out on myspace to sample some music and check to see if their tour will be bringing them to your hometown. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8312619

Oh Yeah? It’s cause I freakin rule that’s why!

Things I find funny
eHarmony.com seriously go to a bar!! Or even freakin Walmart it's cheaper and you get to see what the person really looks like.
People who rob ice cream trucks. Dude i'll give you a fudgesicle...
Crackheads. Enough said.
Rockstar Hampsters.
Dancing Cows.
Animated dinosaurs.
Fat bunnies.
Names of chinese food.
Peter from Family Guy!!! He rox my sox!
Quick question? Do you feed a pet rock? What does it eat?
OK a quick fact from me and yes I know basically everything!! New Year's Day is the day that Jesus races turtles on the clouds weather permitting. Sometimes Mary lets him use the den. Have you ever seen an arthritic turtle in the cold? Seriously slow.
One more thing very important. You listening? Fat kids are harder to kidnap!!!!

Sometimes your best kept secret can be your biggest mistake

Maybe no one will ever really "get it." It's just one of those things that comes along and takes a hold of you and never lets loose its grip. It's addictive and cruel yet you want more and more. Time passes and life goes on and you lose sight of it yet it never loses sight of you. It is always there and you know it but the direction it is going in is spiraling you out of control and you love it. Life has a way of making things difficult and confusing. You let it envelope you until you cannot identify with your true self. It will swallow you up and spit you out like fire but the burn is what you truly desire. Wanting and waiting only slowly kills your soul it will hide from you and only appear when you are not focused. You try to stay awake but your eyelids are so heavy that you slip away until it almost feels like death. It breathes you in and exhales its deadly devices. You crave it like you crave oxygen. Ever so slowly reality transforms into ecstasy and it takes you away so far you can never get back. It's colorful and sweet and you long for one more taste of its brilliance. You keep telling yourself that someday you will break free but the chains can never be cut. Deep down you want it to forever take over your body and soul and relinquish you into the depths of intense pleasure. It is in your eyes as you stare into the abyss. It will condemn you until solitude is all there is left yet you cannot resist its temptations. It is amorous and luxurious. You are willing to pay anything for it including your life. What is it? I will never tell.

Contemplation

So I sit awake dreaming of movies they wont make of me when I'm dead. Is there more than just work, retire, die to life. I read about people that have done great things in their life and think I gotta be greater. Most people say what's wrong with being ordinary? There is no such thing as ordinary. It's a state of mind and not for the strong at heart. Just because the world does not know who I am doesn't mean I have not done great things you say. I guess that could be right but if no one knows about it did it really happen? Are there thousands of great things that have happened that have fallen of societies radar? If so, were they really great things or just a random act of heroism? Sure you could argue that donating to charity and helping the elderly cross the street are great things that are rarely recognized but does that really change the world or just the parties involved. When we die will the legacy of us doing those things live on and change the course of the world forever? Probably not. But in may in fact change the lives of those helped. It makes you think doesn't it?

New Band Alert!!

The War on Drugs is a great new band with a "Poppy" Beatles sounding style. They definitely do not sound like any mainstream band I have heard lately. The sound is even a bit psychedelic. They have a full length album out and it totally rocks and anyone who digs this band surely needs to check it out. For a sample of their music be sure to visit http://www.myspace.com/thewarondrugs
They are from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and will be touring Europe in August. The tour schedule is on the website.