Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk

I am in the process of planning my big move to Los Angeles. Ohio sucks and frankly it is too small for me. In the words of Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk "OMG it is such a black hole here OMG". Yea she is quite the pathetic little rhino. Let's talk about Miss Junglebutt Chunky Dunk for a minute. She is her own species and in all honesty I don't think there is a preservation society in the world that would put up a fight to preserve her. She gives her money to guys that hate her and tell her she is fat and lazy (she is) and they won't even speak to her unless she whips out the check book. Personally if some douche ever talked to me or treated me that way he would need a good surgean to reattach his manhood. I could go on forever about her, but I am not sure if this blog will support that many posts. I will however continue to write about her because the world has a right to know who is ruining mankind.