Being a Realist

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You know, so many people say that we need to maintain a positive attitude at all times.  I say screw them.  I am a realist.  I know that the world is not perfect and that life can absolutely suck at times.  I work more than a child slave worker in China and study harder than a Mathlete, but it seems like I can never get ahead.  And, please, do not tell me that good things are coming.  Empty promises just piss me off and make things worse.

I am a happy person and am content with my life, but I just wish that my hard work would finally truly pay off.  It truly sucks to keep chugging along only to never finish the race.

Available and Popular Jobs in Cleveland, Ohio

It was inevitable that Cleveland, Ohio would be hit hard by the current recession, but nonetheless Clevelander's are pulling together and creating their own jobs. Now, these jobs may not be the most prestigious jobs, but they are easy to get and even easier to keep with the housing market crash and people's inability to avoid bottled beer. Can collecting has become a great part-time job in Cleveland, Ohio and many are taking to the streets and battling over those smashed up Coke cans to put some hotdogs on the table for dinner. More and more Clevelander's are taking to the streets for a far more profitable job opportunity and that opportunity is destroying the homes that people lost because they could not pay their mortgage. Yes, folks that aluminum siding, those copper pipes and those aluminum gutters are worth money, just be careful because this popular Cleveland, Ohio job is very illegal. Last, but certainly not least begging has become popular in Cleveland, Ohio. It may not bring in the bacon, but you may make enough to buy a pound of bacon.

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Here is a song I wrote about aluminum cans: Whatta Can

What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can,
What a can, What a can, What a can,
What a mighty aluminum can.

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due,
To the Can that's made a difference in my world,
Although most cans are tin he flows down the aluminum low,
Cuz I never heard about him with another metal,
But, I don't sweat I just check it with a magnet,
To let me get involved in that tin/aluminum crowd,
I know that he ain't no can perfect, I give props to those who deserve it,
And beleive me ya'll aluminum's worth it,
So here's to the future cuz we gotta past,
I finally found a can that can make me some cash,
You so crazy,
I'll cash you in for some gravy.

Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk

I am in the process of planning my big move to Los Angeles. Ohio sucks and frankly it is too small for me. In the words of Miss JungleButt Chunky Dunk "OMG it is such a black hole here OMG". Yea she is quite the pathetic little rhino. Let's talk about Miss Junglebutt Chunky Dunk for a minute. She is her own species and in all honesty I don't think there is a preservation society in the world that would put up a fight to preserve her. She gives her money to guys that hate her and tell her she is fat and lazy (she is) and they won't even speak to her unless she whips out the check book. Personally if some douche ever talked to me or treated me that way he would need a good surgean to reattach his manhood. I could go on forever about her, but I am not sure if this blog will support that many posts. I will however continue to write about her because the world has a right to know who is ruining mankind.

Rose, the Inventor

So a few weeks ago I was a bit buzzed (me and Heineken BFF) and thought of a great business venture and yes folks it is copyrighted (seriously). I was thinking about creating designer sporks. You know like Baby Phat sporks and Louis Vuitton sporks. Of course they would be decorative only unless you are missing some valuable lead in your diet. I mean c'mon someone invented a toothpick and became a millionaire, at least this will look cool. My thing is if David Hasselhoff can become rich and famous (damn that burger-huggin drunk) then anything is truly possible.
OK I'm out must get back to my day job and create a new ringtone for the old celly.

A simple answer to why I am sometimes bitter

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I am at Walgreens the other day picking up some fuel (the almighty cigarettes) and this heinously large chunk of woman steps on my foot (yes there is a bruise) and then she acts like I got in her way. We have discussed my allergy to dumb people; so moving on. I look at her and I'm about to say "stop in the name of Donnelly bitch", but she grabs a handfull of Milky Ways and lugs her half ton body to the cooler to grab a diet sunkist. I just had to throw this out there and pay close attention to her beverage of choice after she grabs a large amount of what probably made her slightly heavier than the average hippo in the first place.

Sometimes I'm Simply Chatty

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9 times out of 10 when I come up with something totally witty to say I have to say it to myself. My brain seems to click to stand-by everytime people are around so why not blog it. I swear I am allergic to dumb people and that is the true reason for having my epi-pen. I go to see my spine doctor the other day and I am there on time and the chick behind the desk says "you don't have an appointment today". I look at her like a crackhead facing a rehab door and ever so politely tell her that she just called me the day before confirming the appointment. I tell her it was her because I remember the name Shonarika. It's not exactly a name you hear everyday. She proceeds to reschedule me and I stand there completely perplexed at how dumb she is and then I leave before I waste more time that I will never get back.

Coming all the way from South Africa, SEETHER!!

Seether is one of those bands that I have loved since song one. They have a great sound that touches on a variety of musical tastes. Let's touch on a little background of the band shall we? Seether is a three piece alternative rock band from Johannesburg, South Africa. They are known for hits such as Broken, Fake It, Truth, Rise Above This, Remedy and Fine Again. They have 5 great albums out and are currently on tour with another great band Finger Eleven. Check them out on myspace to sample some music and check to see if their tour will be bringing them to your hometown. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8312619